Sexy SMS Messages
chikne ladkon ka tujh per noor barse , harpathan teri dosti ko tarse , khuda
kare teri zindagi main itnain pathan ahee k tu ek minute bhi sharwar pehnne ko tarsey.
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo
Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun ?
Husband : Pehle teri aisee thee {} ..
Phir aisee thee { } ..
Ab aisee hai { } ..
Ab kia karoon aise {}
ki talash mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon
Bond 007 :- Mona, ur not wearing panty today?
Mona:- Yes sir, ur great.. hw did u know that?
007:- i can see dandruff on ur shoes...
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