Sardar SMS Messages
Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa
whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?


Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
Sardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.

WHY?

His Wife Delivered a Baby. Doctor sent Him SMS,"Mubark Ho, Aap Baap Ban Gaye".

Sardar fwded it 2 all his frnds :-)

A sardar asked his frend,
"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"

Frend replied "No"

Sardar said,
"tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay...
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