Sardar SMS Messages
Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa
whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
Sardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.
WHY?
His Wife Delivered a Baby. Doctor sent Him SMS,"Mubark Ho, Aap Baap Ban Gaye".
Sardar fwded it 2 all his frnds :-)
A sardar asked his frend,
"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"
Frend replied "No"
Sardar said,
"tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay...
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- Decent SMS
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- Dosti SMS
- Double Meaning SMS
- Eid Mubarak SMS
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- Exams SMS
- Father's Day SMS
- Flirt SMS
- Friendship U-H SMS
- Friendship English SMS
- Funny SMS
- Fool Insulting SMS
- Forget SMS
- Geo or Jenay Do SMS
- Get Well Soon SMS
- Good Luck SMS
- Good Morning SMS
- Good Night SMS
- Happy New Year SMS
- Happy Holi SMS
- Hindi Shairy SMS
- Independence Day SMS
- Inspirational SMS
- Islamic SMS
- Kiss SMS
- Love SMS
- Latest SMS
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- Mother's Day SMS
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- Question & Answer SMS
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- Rudes SMS
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- Sardar SMS
- Sorry SMS
- Sexy SMS
- Santa Banta SMS
- Today's Thought SMS
- Thinking Of You SMS
- Valentines Day SMS
- Wise Words SMS
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