Sardar SMS Messages
2sardar jungle me,Samne sher a gya 1 ne mitti uthai sher ki ankh me dal k bhagne lga.2nd wahen khara rha
1st:abhey bhag
2nd: me q bhagon,mitti tone dali hai..
Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
Banta: Wow, Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.
Sardar bought some medicenes and started cutting the edges.
"What are you doing?", asked his friend.
The Sardar replied,"Removing the side effects !"
A man to a Sardar: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Sardar rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend..
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