Santa Banta SMS Messages
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?

A: He wanted to see butterfly!



Banta: Life ko kaun zyada achhaa bana sakti hai, Girlfriend ya Wife?


Santa: WIFE. Bas, honi kisi aur ki chahiye!
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?

Santa: 2 KMs.

Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?

Santa: Downwards!
I can kiss u without even touching u.

Gal: U can't
Santa: Lagi 10-10 ki
Gal: Ok
Santa kisses her lips

Gal: Touch kar liya, touch kar liya
Santa: Aah lai 10 Rs
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