I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.
Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wid a throb of his
nob in her gob,Wid a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jelly
cos shes doin a good job!
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first
thing that pops up?
On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and
wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
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