Politics SMS Messages
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor


and campaign funds from the rich,


by promising to protect each from the other.
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished


by being governed by those who are dumber.
sheikh Radheed asked a girl.how much?
girl: 500 on bed
       200 on sofa
and 100 on grass.
sheikh ok 500..
girl:wow on bed????
sheikh:no on grass five times.
Politics SMS
Nehru and Gandhi had never used UNDERWEAR  under their Dhoti.

Y??????????????

cz they belived in

"FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT"
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