Hindi/Urdu Shairee/Shayari SMS Messages
mehboob mere,mehboob mere..

apni masti me mujhe jeene de..

joo dood hai tere seene me..

mujhe daba-daba ke peene de
Child: Papa aunti ka pait kiun phula hai
Father: i know, tu sab janta hai

Child: i don't know, trust me

Father: In k pait mai pani bhara hai

Child: Ohoo!! phir Papa bacha to doob jaiga
HOW DOES A CRICKET COMMENTATOR DESCRIBES A NAKE WOMAN?
NO COVER
NO EXTRA COVER
NO SLIP
2 SILLY POINTS
2 FINE LEGS
AND A DEEP GULLY
LITTLE GRASS ON THE PITCH
BOY:pora under gaya?
Girl:Ouch...Haan

Boy:Zyada lag to nahin rha na?
Girl:Haan thora thora...

BOy:Oye sheeday baji ko 8 number wala joota dikhana:)
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