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Kissing you baby is my dream.
I am strawberry & you are the cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen.
U & i together babes is passion so extreme!
Santa walks into a library & says,
"Can I have a burger and coke?"
Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library."
Santa whispers,
"Can I have a burger & fries?"
Meri Duaon mai Shamil hai ap es Tarah,
Pholon mai Hoti hai khushbo Jis Tarah,
Khuda apki Zindagi mai itni khushiyan de,
Dharti pe hoti hai Barsaat Jis Tarah.
The beauty of life does not depend on how happy you are,
but on how happy others can be,
because of you.
A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son,
but they dont know proper word to print,
so they printed the wording,
"THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS"
Life is a little sunnier,
A little sweeter,
A little brighter,
A little lovelier,
A bit more delightful and a bit more charming,
JUST B'COZ OF YOU.
"GOOD MORNING"
Nurse lost her cat,
Nurse in the hospital,
Any 1 got a pussy,
All women stood up,
I mean any one seen a pussy,
All men stood up,
I meant any one seen my pussy,
All doctors stood up.
Think big...
Think positive...
Think beautiful...
Think intelligent....
I Know that is 2 much 4 u,
Here is a shortcut JUST THINK ABOUT ME
FRIENDS are like a page in a Book of life,
Every page have a DIFFERENT SUBJECT,
But you are my INDEX PAGE,
Covering EVERY SUBJECT of my life!
The miracle of FRIENDSHIP,
speaks 4m 1 heart 2 another,
It listens 4 unspoken needs,
It recognizes secret dreams,
The FRIENDSHIP understands the silent things!
